500+ Best Pickup Lines Ever

Here’s a look at some of the best pickup lines ever. Sure, they’re corny, cheesy, pretty and even a little bit dirty (sorry, we had to throw a Harry Potter pickup line in there), but in the end, they’re all funny, and a few are laughable. And hey, sometimes that’s all you require to break the ice. 

Best Pickup Lines

• I never believed in love at first sight, but that’s before I saw you.
• Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
• You owe me a drink. Because when I saw you, I dropped mine.
• They say nothing lasts forever, so will you be my nothing?
• Do you have a name, or can I just call you ‘mine’?
• I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
• You’re so fine, you made me forget my pickup line.
• Did we go to school together? I could swear we had chemistry.
• Want a raisin? No? How about a date?
• What’s your favorite drink? I’m asking so I know what to buy you on our first date.
• Have we met? Because you look exactly like my next boyfriend/girlfriend/partner.
• Want to go outside for some fresh air? You took my breath away.
• If you were a song, you’d be the best single on the album.
• You remind me of a magnet because you sure are attracting me over here.
• I’m going to have to ask you to leave, you’re making everyone else in here look bad.
• My parents told me not to talk to strangers, but I’ll make an exception for you.

Cheesy Pickup Lines

• This might sound cheesy, but I think you’re really grate.
• If you were a fruit, you’d be a “fine-apple.”
• Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see.
• Wanna touch my shirt? It’s made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material.
• Are your parents bakers? Because you’re a cutie pie.
• If you and I were socks, we’d make a great pair.
• They say dating is a numbers game, so can I get yours?
• Know what’s on the menu today? Me ‘n u.
• I was feeling a little off today, but you’ve turned me on again.
• Oh, you’ve got something on your face. [They wipe/say “what is it?”] My eyes.
• If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet potato.
• Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
• Aren’t you tired? From running through my mind all day?
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
• Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?
• Are you a parking ticket? You’ve got fine written all over you.
• If you were a chicken, you’d be “im-peck-able”
• Did you just come out of an oven? Because you’re too hot to handle.
• Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout.
• Are you a loan? Because you’ve got my interest.
• If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
• Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
• Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
• If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
• I’m new in town, can I have directions to your house?
• Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears.
• Wow, I’ve been blinded by your beauty. I’ll need your name and number for insurance purposes.
• Are you a keyboard? Because I think you might just be my type.
• Stop, drop and roll! Because baby, you’re on fire.

Funny Pick Up Lines

• Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
• I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
• Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
• If you were a Transformer… you’d be Optimus Fine.
• Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
• I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.
• Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
• I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
• Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
• Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!
• If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
• Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
• I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
• Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
• Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
• It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
• I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
• I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.
• Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
• Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
• Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!
• Can I follow you where you’re going right now? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
• Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.
• Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.
• Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me.
• Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
• Do you know CPR? Because you are taking my breath away!
• You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.​
• Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
• Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
• Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
• There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
• I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
• Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?
• Something’s wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.
• My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
• Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.
• We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.
• You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
• Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
• Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
• Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!

Pickup Lines for Guys

• My friends bet me I couldn’t chat up the hottest guy in the bar. Want to use their money to buy some more drinks?
• I believe in honesty, so let me be honest: you’re the most attractive man I’ve ever seen.
• You must be a talented thief, because you managed to steal my heart from all the way over here.
• I had a good pickup line ready to go, but you’re so good-looking I’m literally speechless.
• Did you invent the airplane? Because you’re clearly Mr. Wright.
• Those are nice arms. Could I see how they would feel around me?
• I was wondering if you’re an artist, because you’re so good at drawing me in.
• I’ve always thought happiness started with an “H” but it looks like it starts with “U.”
• Hi, my name is [your name], but you can call me tonight or tomorrow.
• Now that I’ve seen you, life without you is like a broken pencil … pointless.
• I’m not sure what it is about you, but I feel like I have to get to know you.
• Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me.
• I’m surprised they haven’t asked you to leave yet. You’re making all the other men in here look bad.
• Can we take a picture together? I want to show my mom what my next boyfriend looks like.
• I didn’t know what I wanted in a man until I saw you.
• I have a question and need a man/woman’s advice. [They say, “okay, what’s up?] If I see a really cute guy/girl, should I just go talk to him/her or is that too direct? [They say, “you should talk to them!”] Hi, I’m (your name).

Pickup Lines for Girls

• I think I saw you on Spotify, as the hottest single of the year.
• When God made you, he was really just showing off.
• Do you have the time? I want to remember the exact minute I fell for you.
• If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
• Not to be dramatic, but I think you’re the answer to my prayers.
• I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Your number’s not in it.
• You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pickup line.
• When I text you good morning tomorrow, what number should I text?
• I think someone must have stolen the stars and put them in your eyes.
• I saw you walking by and I just had to come say hello.
• You know what you’d look beautiful in? My arms.
• The sparkle in your eye is so bright, the sun and stars must be jealous.
• You look like you know how to have a good time! Been on any fun adventures lately?
• (At a bar or other public place) You see my friend over there? He/she/they want to know if you think I’m cute.
• What emoji should I put next to your name in my phone?
• Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him I’ve found his missing angel.
• Let’s count shoulders! [Count your own as 1, 2, starting from left to right, then count theirs and slide your arm around their shoulders as you count 3 and 4]

Cute Pickup Lines

• If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine of my lives with you.
• I thought this was a [restaurant/bar/etc.] but it must actually be a museum, because you’re a work of art.
  
• What is it like to be the most gorgeous person in this room?
• I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s just as beautiful as you are.
• I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.
• Did you do something to my eyes? I can’t seem to take them off you.
• If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I’ll give it right back.
• I’ve been told I’m good with numbers, how about you give me yours so I can prove it?
• You’re so sweet you’re giving me a toothache.
• I’m sorry, were you talking to me? (They say no). Well, would you like to?
• I can see that you’re gorgeous, but what else should I know about you?
• Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
• Well I was just trying to [have dinner/have a drink] but you’re very distracting.
• You’ve got everything I’ve been looking for, and trust me, I’ve been looking for a long time.
• Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas this year?
• On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need.
• I’d never play hide and seek with you, because someone like you is impossible to find.
• Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.
• If people were flowers, I’d pick you.
• Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me.
• Are you a camera? Because all I can do is smile when I see you.
• Are you an electrician? Because you’re lighting up my day.
• (At a bar) I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
• Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?
• I’m not an organ donor, but I’m ready to give you my heart.
• Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on earth has clearly never stood next to you.
• I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already has.
• Are you a charger? Because I’m dying without you.

Smooth Pickup Lines for Her to Send Over Text

• Is it just the WiFi? Or am I totally feeling a connection?
• I tried to send you something hot, but I could not fit into the text box!
• On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
• Guess what I am wearing? The smile you gave me!
• My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but I will make an exception for you.
• Well, I texted you. What are your other two wishes?
• Send me a selfie so that I can show Santa what I want for Christmas this year!
• I bet you smiled when you saw my name pop up on your phone just now.
• I can not see you right now, but I bet you look great!
• What is your favorite drink? I am asking so I know what to buy you when we go on our first date!

Flirty And Smooth Pickup Lines for Her

• I would like to take you to the movies, but they do not let you bring in your own snacks!
• Let us play a game! If I win, you take me out. If you win, I will take you out!
• If you are here, then who is running heaven?
• If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I will give it right back!
• Did we go to school together? I swear we had chemistry!
• Do you know what you would look beautiful in? My arms!
• I guarantee you, I am not flirting with you. I am just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive!
• Can I save you in my phone as the “future love of my life”?
• I think we have met before. Actually, I think you were in my dreams!
• Do you have a sunburn or are you always this hot?
• Did you do something to my eyes? Because I can not keep them off you!
• Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
• I was feeling a little off today, but you have turned me on again!
• I am surprised they have not asked you to leave yet. You are making all the other women in here look bad!
• So aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living?

• I am not a photographer, but I can picture us together!
• What is it like to be the most gorgeous person in this room?
• Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!
• I do not know your name yet, but I am sure it is just as beautiful as you are!
• They say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth, but clearly, they have never stood next to you!
• Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes!